Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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