he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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