the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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