I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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