i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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