oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Vodka?
Forever.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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