If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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