that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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