1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
