This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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