Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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