Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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