Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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