You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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