check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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