My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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