Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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