So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I just threw up on my dentist
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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