you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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