it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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