Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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