did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i wish my penis had a tongue
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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