Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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