My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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