There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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