Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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