this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I am full of burrito and curiosity
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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