God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
We had sex on a dog bed..
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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