Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
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