Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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