I swear she didn't look like that last week.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I just want to make out with him forever
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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