Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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