im having a threesome with these popsicles
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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