They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Terrible idea I love it
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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