so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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