after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
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then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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