For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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