We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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