Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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