I can tuck mytits in my pants
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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