U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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