I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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