My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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