Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
this boner is exhausting
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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