I think I am morally bankrupt
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
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