Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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