Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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