did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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