can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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