Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I had to cum in my sink.
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