I can tuck mytits in my pants
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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