I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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