Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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