Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Bring me that man meat
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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