"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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