we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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