He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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