Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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