I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I don't think brook has ever known best
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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