she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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